As high profile media types, we Reckless Philosophers are sometimes privy to pre-release versions of many leading edge products. Today I’d like to share with you what the chaps at Lockheed have been up to:

It’s chocolate.

Details of this new chocolate are still classified, but I did a chemical analysis of our sample (I ate it). It tasted like medium grade chocolate, somewhere between Hershey and Dove. Not bad but not mind blowing. So what is so special about it? Well, after eating it I have this overwhelming urge to smoke cigars and vote Republican. And I’m also starting to think the war in Iraq isn’t so bad after all. Crap, I hope this shit wears off.