This movie is proof that everything from Japan is not always of the highest quality, and yet I loved it all the more for it.

Originally titled “Kataude mashin gâru” but translated to “The Machine Girl” for the English market, this movie is the pinnacle of the “It’s so cheesy I absolutely love it” genre. It’s got everything this type of movie needs: Ninjas, Yakuza (Japanese Mafia), Japanese school girls with machine guns for arms, blood spraying from wounds under so much PSI that even GWAR would be jealous, and a simple plot wrapped around the theme of revenge. I give this import 4 ½ Hello Kitties.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1050160/