Exxon Valdez II Crashes into my Face
I reported a few weeks ago on the disaster that happed in my bathtub when my scale model of the Exxon Valdez crashed into an ice cube in my bathtub. I’ve since bought a stronger, triple-hulled tanker so I can continue to play the game “Sneaky Arab, Stupid American” when I take my baths.
Much to my dismay, another accident has occurred. I was relaxing in the tub with my head back and my eyes closed for a second when –WHAM- I caught the full force of the Valdez II in my chin. My pointy chin was no match for the triple hull of the tanker and another environmental disaster followed – this time to me. Here is a picture of the devastation:
On a completely unrelated topic: I replaced the alternator in my MR2 (again) and this one is working fine! Now to give the MR2 a bath. Just not in my tub.







B, I'm sorry to hear of yet another disaster.
May I recommend rubber duckies for your next bath time? They're less messy.
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They're all scared to go back in the water.
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