I hang out with too many guys that I’ve pretty much given up on guarding what I say.

Almost anything I say can easily be misconstrued and turned into something sexual.

Being the gypsy that I am I often don’t know where I’ll be spending the night. So I carry my "drugs" in my purses, work bag, gym bag, and back pack. Yeah, I’m a bag lady. I recently changed my medication and as I was opening the new one yesterday I was surprised to see the sized of the pill. I said to my friend, "Would you look at the size of this thing?" And he came over to look. Unbeknownst to me, another friend walked into the kitchen.

Not that it matters, but this horse pill is the worst shade of ugly. So my next comment was, "If I have to put something so big down my throat it might as well be pretty!" Friend # 1 knew what I was talking about. But when I turned and noticed friend # 2 he was just staring at me. I could see a hundred thoughts racing through his head, but he finally stuttered out, "Um, I was just going to say goodbye…but should I stay?" And gave thumbs up to friend #1.

I let him think what he was thinking and launched into the "Swallowing is good for depression" story. He was very confused and way too interested. But I found it funny.