Things You Can Only Do If You're Single
I always wanted a race car bed...
...and now I have one.
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Reckless Philosophers: Things You Can Only Do If You're Single
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Are you sleeping with your car again?
If you want to sleep with your car and not be single you gotta git you one of them fancy painted NASCAR veeeehickles.
I have to admit, most guys at one point in their life were probably more in love with their car than their woman. I had an affair with a 77 Trans-Am, but towards the end I did not treat her well. I neglected her and she eventualy refused me, fell to pieces actually, the poor girl.
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Okay, I have to ask. What is it that you guys do for a living?? I'm sure you probably don't want to share too much personal information on the site but I'm dying to know. Your entries crack me up. And when in the hell am I meeting you. Storm and I are playing a wicked game of phone tag but I'm free this weekend. I must speak with her. You all intrigue me and I miss my Storm desperately.
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I travel a lot for the Gov, but hopefully I'll be able to switch to just this site.
Ah... Dare to dream.
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During the week I am a biologist whose current project is training lemmings to weave small parachutes out of grass and twigs. My last project was teaching dolphins to untie tuna nets. On the weekends I make extra money by selling crack to school kids.
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Snil,
I hold a PhD in Lemming psychology and lemming theology. I've been in practice for over 30 years and have not been able to help all of the Lemmings with their issues. Some still refuse to jump as their cultural traditions command them. I do believe the lemmings that exhibit oppositionsl behavior disorders are likely atheist lemmings that simply will not conform to their social standards. The few deviant lemmings are very resistant to becomming normalized, they tenaciously use their own brains in a way that is disturbingly contrary to social standards. They simply refuse to jump with the rest. My work continues, but I am afraid they are too smart.
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I find that chasing them while wearing a Jesus mask usually gets the concept across.
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Well B, you certainly have diverse occupations. I would be careful if I were you about what you say you do for a living. PETA loves lemmings and would come down on you hard!
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Who me? I'm just trying to help the little guys out so they don't land in Scorpio's meat grinder.
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