Stress Test
I developed a theory when I was 19 that I was the center of an experiment in which the world and all the people in it existed to stress test me. Although it is an egocentric and pessimistic theory, I’m 33 now and the theory has not yet been disproved.
I can relate, B. I've always felt my life is being taped and watched by people throughout the world; kinda like Ed TV. Unfortunately I have yet to win my Emmy or have been asked to appear on any talk shows to discuss the wacky and exciting happenings in my suburban life. For example, I have to make breakfast in about a half hour. Then I think I'll do my whites and possibly a load of towels if I can squeeze it in before work. I have a tutor coming at 3 for my sons.My daughter informed me this morning that she is a psychic (which I actually think is cool). Luckily I prepared the ground meat (that Scorpio killed for me) for tacos last night so I don't have to do it tonight before my bullshit meeting at 6pm. But as long as I'm home for Survivor (I'm one of those, sorry) and can sit with my guitar on my lap for an hour or two and torture myself with how badly I suck, I'll be happy. But I know someone out there is watching and will give me my 15 minutes
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I've tried to maintain a level of decorum since this is a public forum and all but I simply can not contain myself any longer. Mr. Hyde is out of the cage.
Ed TV hhmmm? being followed and video taped uh huh?, there is a certain irony in that statement. you may come to learn about it one day......maybe. no, i'm not stalking you. it was just funny in a way you do not yet know.
In the days of the mechanized meatgrinder, one pays for their meat with cash. but if i'm going to kill a beast for you in the primitive way, then I may expect of you to pay with primitave "currency" (evil grin)
Why sit with a guitar on your lap worring about how badly you suck. If you need more practice and want to suck really good, I am at your service. (more sinister evil grin) I will be sure to bring my video camera with at least 15 minutes of roll time mua ha haaaa
Bad Beta Dog, out.
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Who let the dog out?
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I was always mad that The Truman Show and Ed TV used my idea.
You play guitar, huh? I used to play a mean xylophone when I was 9. We should totaly jam.
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